Claire, a 9 year old girl got her dad to give her a piggyback.

“My legs are sleeping!” she explained after my friend asked her about it. We all had been standing for more than an hour.

“Well,” I commented with mock disapproval, “soon your dad’s legs will be asleep as well!”

“Then you’ll have to carry my dad!”

Darn. Some kids are just too witty.

Update:

My friend who knows Claire much better tells me “you ain’t seen nothing yet.”
Now that’s very scary.