I’m the blogger who never blogs the same meme twice.

I’m the blogger who doesn’t neef a spell cheker.

I’m the blogger who blog grammatically. In complete sentence.

I’m the blogger who never write in Singrish, wait people see me no up how? Sibei malu leh, because hor, my Engrish actually got standard one leh…

I’m the blogger who writes, you know, coherently, as though, I mean, like it’s like more, like I’m clearer and all, you see, it’s like easier, so much more, much easier, like, better also, you know, understand and all, others can understand, I mean people get it, like what I’m writing.

I’m the blogger who never rambles, because I know that once you ramble, you start to get boring, and readers slowly but surely lose interest in what you’re blogging about, and will find it difficult or even impossible to follow your increasingly lengthy train of thought, which has probably derailed when you start to ramble, otherwise you wouldn’t be rambling in the first place, and you probably would have forgotten why you started in the first place, and you may start to become repetitious, which gets boring, and readers slowly but surely lose interest in what you’re blogging about, and will find it difficult or even impossible to follow your increasingly lengthy train of thought… uhmm… where was I?

I’m the blogger who does not see the need to use f*cking strong language.

I’m the blogger who is way too busy to write silly stuff.

I’m the blogger who completes everything I