UncategorizedFebruary 27, 2006 10:32 pm

I used to have interesting conversations with this ex-colleague on topics ranging from philosophy and religion to local politics, but since he left about a year ago, we never had any contact, until I recieved his unexpected SMS.

How are you? Long time no see. Sam

It felt slightly strange, but because I was occupied with acquiring some information on transsexualism (don’t ask), I didn’t think too much about it, and replied:

I’m fine. Yourself?

His reply came, along with the motive:

Cool too, just knocked off. I know this sounds very strange but how

Before I scrolled down to read the rest of the message, my gaydar levels jumped to around 30%. But dang, I never got the vibes the times we were together…

do you take to being intro to a colleague?

My gaydar levels dropped back down. But it looks like he wants to play matchmaker. Maybe I should be more open-minded. But no matter how open-minded I try to be, I still have my limits:

I hope your colleague is female!

I think I have serious issues.

UncategorizedFebruary 26, 2006 11:19 pm

Someone I know has started a new blog - μεταcole: cole on education and everything else.

Go visit it if you’re interested in education.

UncategorizedFebruary 24, 2006 11:27 pm

I walked by the pool this evening.

An old lady in her 70s, sitting in a deck chair, flips the pages slowly. A glossy fashion magazine.

I wonder what her thoughts are.

BooksFebruary 23, 2006 12:02 pm

I just realised that it’s been about 2 months since my last book review.

Yup, I’ve given up reading.

You wish.

Of course I’ve been reading away - just that I haven’t been in the mood to blog about books. But I’m noww in the mood, so here’s the mother of all book posts featuring some of the books I read that are worth mentioning (yeah I left out some crappy books, most of which I didn’t complete anyway).

Gödel, Escher, Bach by Douglas R. Hofstadter

I’m only about halfway through. I agree with my mathematician colleague when he said that this book is one of those where you read a little at a time. So far, it has been fabulous, examining interesting structures in mathematics, music, art, computing, and many other fields. It will definitely appeal to the logical types who like having their minds stretched and twisted. Not always an easy read, but it’s probably as easy as it can get. Each topic is introduced by a cute and short story which serves as an illustration and to prepare your mind for the heavier stuff ahead. I gladly paid 35 bucks for this, even though it’s easily available at the library.

Sophie’s World by Jostein Gaarder

Over the years, too many friends have bugged me to read this so I finally did. It’s a fictional story that gives a brief introduction to western philosophy, from the pre-Socratic greeks to some of the more recent thinkers of the last century. I read this to refresh my dwindling knowledge of philosophy history, but was pleasantly surprised by the plot - the structure is mind-bending. I’m certain the author got the stuctural inspiration from Gödel, Escher, Bach, and both authors are probably fans of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Just like me ;)

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

I’m easily impressed by books with interesting structures, and this book fits that category. While not exactly mind-bending like Sophie’s World, this one is pretty good for a more ‘normal’ story (Sophie’s World is frankly quite weird). The worldview of the book is Christian, so avoid it if you’re allergic to anything christian. Be forewarned - while this is fiction, I know people who have been moved to tears and adjusted their worldviews because of this book. Many have also declared this their favouritest novel of all time. While I’m a little less generous with my praise, I still found this a great read.

Mastering Black and White Digital Photography by Michael Freeman

Enough about fiction and words - here’s one about pictures. But if you’re one of those who cannot imagine why some people like black and white photographs (not because it’s cheaper to print them on newspapers), this book may not be for you. I almost decided to leave out this book from this post, but I figure that some of you might find this useful. The bulk of this book is on Photoshop techniques for conversion from colour and other tweaks and effects, and is pretty specialised (not for you if you’re satisfied with desaturation to convert colour to b/w). Also, I think that Michael Freeman’s books are generally of high quality, and this is certainly no exception. Required reading if you’re into b/w digital photography and editing, but not yet an expert. Some Photoshop knowledge required.

The Best Software Writing I selected & introduced by Joel Spolsky

Since we’ve just mentioned Photoshop, which is software, here’s a software-related book. I enjoy Joel Spolsky’s writings on software and project management, which is why I decided to read this one. This is basically a collection of well-written software-related writings by others. There are articles by the usual suspects like Paul Graham and Clay Shirky, and there are also those by previously-unknown ones (to me) like “why the lucky stiff” who wrote an incredible guide to the Ruby programming language (complete with silly cartoons). If I ever decide to learn Ruby, it’ll be from there. Loads of good stuff for geeks, but not all will be willing to pay for this book, since the articles are available online.

The Big Moo by The Group of 33, Seth Godin

Here’s another book composed of articles by different authors, but this time on business. The authors are a bunch of 33 business thinkers, speakers, and authors, such as Malcolm Gladwell, Tom Peters, and Guy Kawasaki. Really easy to read, since most of the articles are short (just a few pages) - great if you’re running a company and too busy to read a ‘proper’ book.
The title doesn’t say much, but the subtitle is “Stop Trying to Be Perfect and Start Being Remarkable”. Some of the chapters I like include “They Say I’m Extreme”, “Stop Being Ordinary”, and “Where Do Ideas Come From?” While I can’t say I like all the chapters, there’s enough great stuff in there to make this worth a read. An enjoyable one too.

The Power of the Purse by Fara Warner

Here’s another business book, but targeted towards a more traditional big-business audience. The basic premise is that women are no longer just an important minority as consumers - they have become the majority market. And you need to make a shift in your company strategy to be competitive (and it’s not just about turning your products pink). Fara Warner uses quite a few case studies, mostly from large companies like McDonald’s, Home Depot, P&G, Kodak, Nike etc. Not exactly my kind of book (too traditional), but still an informative read.

iCon Steve Jobs by Jeffrey S. Young, William L. Simon

Since we’re still on the topic of business, here’s a book about one of the most successful businesspersons around. If you iDolize Steve Jobs and are fanatical about Apple, this is a must-read (but you’ve probably already read it anyway). I read this not because I worship Jobs, but I think he’s done enough great stuff to make me want to know what makes him tick (you’ll also get to know what ticks him off). It also gives insight into how Apple as a company works (or what didn’t work). Oh, last I heard, Steve Jobs banned all Wiley books from Apple stores because of this book. (Thanks to my Apple-fan friend who lent it to me.)

The Geography of Thought by Richard Nisbett

Which 2 of the following 3 words should be grouped together?
panda, monkey, banana
If you’re Asian, you’re likely to group monkey and banana together, and if you’re American, you’d likely pick panda and monkey.
This book is basically about how Asians and westerners think differently, and the implications. One of the ways is Asians tend to be more aware of objects in their environments and contexts, while westerners tend to concentrate on the objects themselves. This is an important book - it really deserves a post of its own. I wish I had read it earlier.
I actually reserved this book for a friend who asked me to borrow it for her. But by the time it reached me, I had forgotten all that, and I ended up reading it myself. Later as I was returning iCon Steve Jobs to her (yup she’s that Apple-fanatic), I also told her how interesting this book is, and she reminded me (to my embarressment) that she asked me to borrow it for her. Oh well.

Okay, enough books for now. Time to give my eyes a rest. Can someone lend me the latest issue of Her World? ;)

UncategorizedFebruary 21, 2006 11:00 pm

Canon has just announced a new Digital IXUS model - the Digital IXUS 800 IS. It’s a 6 megapixel baby with 4x optical zoom, and built-in image stabilization - meaning that you can still get clear shots of that guy who just grabbed your butt even though you’re drunk and unsteady.

But I’m really more interested in another of Canon’s announcements - the Canon EF 85 mm F1.2 L II lens (Mark II). Yeah it’s just a lens (not even a zoom lens!), and it costs more than 4 times of the new IXUS 800 IS…

You people will never understand…

UncategorizedFebruary 20, 2006 10:38 pm

Note: If you’re here hoping to find links to the video, you’re at the wrong place. Check out this link for a more interesting picture instead.

I guess most everyone knows about the sex video involving this NYP girl supposedly named Tammy.

Some people are saying how she’s not a decent girl, how she’s a slut, and how shameful it is for her. Others feel bad for her, empathizing with her, and wondering how she can face the world again. I do feel bad for her, but that’s beside the point of this post.

What puzzles me is - why is all the attention heaped on the girl?

According to reports, the guy face could be seen clearly as well. But not many people are criticizing him for his role in the video, no one is saying that he’s a bad guy, and certainly no one is wondering how he would face the world again.

As if he did nothing wrong.

And perhaps, it was something for him to be proud of.

It’s a sick world we live in.

ImagesFebruary 18, 2006 10:42 am

Taps

on an old fire engine.

UncategorizedFebruary 17, 2006 12:39 am

A friend was just complaining to me about an admirer who gave her flowers on Valentine’s Day. Now she’s not interested in him, and he knows it, but for some reason he still insists on giving her the flowers, and for some reason she accepts it. Maybe it’s a boost to her ego, or maybe she just can’t bear to throw away a bunch of pretty flowers (which I can understand - see my Valentine’s Day post - heheh).

Anyway, I just had a surge of inspiration.

The next Valentine’s Day, I’ll be selling flower bouquets. Mind you - I won’t be selling ordinary bouquets - mine will have some very unique features:

- Hidden transmitter (in bouquet) to send out radio signals.
- Optional hidden microphone (in bouquet) to capture nearby sounds.
- Handheld receiver to receive radio signals from the transmitter, indicating direction and distance of bouquet from receiver, and receiving sound signals from (optional) hidden bouquet.

Imagine - if you gave him that bouquet, you could track down where he is the whole day, and you can even find out where he lives (or which guy’s place he’s going to that evening). And with the optional microphone, you can listen in to his conversations all day, or even listen to what he’s doing in his boyfriend’s bedroom, feeding your jealous rage!

Gosh I’m so gonna get rich.

UncategorizedFebruary 15, 2006 9:52 am

Note: This post may not make sense to you if you’re not familiar with Singaporean or Malaysian street language.

Some of you may already have heard of Google’s new payment system that will compete with PayPal.

They’re calling it GBuy.

“Chao GBuy!!” (when things go wrong)

“Orh, so you use GBuy to make money har?”

“You want the money isit? I’ll shove it up your GBuy!”

Someone stop me.

Uncategorized, ImagesFebruary 14, 2006 2:57 pm

Still in the spirit of St. Valentine’s, may I present this little cartoon for your enjoyment…
(just click on the ‘next’ button to view)

Thanks again to the one who’s hosting this.

UncategorizedFebruary 13, 2006 5:33 pm

I remember reading this article some time ago - Nerds make better lovers. Those who’ve ‘known’ me would definitely agree. Hurhurhur.

The article is on guy nerds being good lovers - how about the nerdettes? As far as I know, they make great lovers too.

Fortunately or unfortunately, nerdettes tend to be a smart bunch, and you can’t expect to connect with them using cheesy pickup lines like “excuse me, can I be your friend?” (You’d be considered lucky if she even bothers to respond with an error beep.)

The only way for you to connect with them is to use feed them the right messages. In the spirit of St. Valentine, I present you some pickup lines which you can use freely.

“Hey, I like your user interface!”

“Baby, wanna beta test me?”

“I’m open source. Wanna view my source code?”

“Wow. Your hardware specifications are impressive.”

“Wanna check out my hard drive?”

“Shall we plug and play?”

(Disclaimer: These pickup lines have not been alpha tested before. Unexpected system crashes may occur - please send bug reports via the comments section.)

Girls, if a nerd is hitting on you, and you want your response to be fully understood, you’ll need a bit of geekspeak. Here are some possible responses:

If you’re completely rejecting him, just say
“Access denied.”

If you want to tease him a little to make him work hard for you, say
“Abort, retry, or ignore?”

If you think he’s ok, but you don’t want him touching you just yet, try
“Wireless access only.”

If you want him completely,
“Welcome administrator. You have full access rights.”
(Warning: when giving full access rights, it is wise to turn on anti-virus protection.)

Update: Feel free to contribute some pickup lines of your own!

UncategorizedFebruary 12, 2006 11:33 pm

On the 14th of Feb, I shall be spending time with the person I love the most.
At my place.
In my bed.
By myself.

P.S. No this isn’t a hint. I like being alone sometimes.

UncategorizedFebruary 10, 2006 2:40 pm

The word democracy comes from the greek word δημοκρατία (dēmokratia), or δημος (dēmos), the people; and κρατειν (kratein), to rule.

Democracy is government or rule by the people either directly, or indirectly through representatives elected by the people.

Don’t call it a democracy when we don’t get to vote.
Don’t call it a democracy when our petitions don’t matter.
Don’t call it a democracy when we have to join the rulers to make a difference.

P.S. And don’t blame us for being apathetic. After we bang our heads against your wall enough times, it gets rather painful and tiring.

(Disclaimer: Any resemblence of the above statements to any existing government or regime is purely coincidental. I am not free to have tea.)

* * *

I was just thinking - what would happen if this turns into a meme? It would certainly be a more meaningful meme that the many we’ve seen. Feel free to do your own version if you’re not too apathetic.

UncategorizedFebruary 6, 2006 4:57 pm

Tinkertailor: The Chinese race is probably among the most money-minded, avaricious, and mercenary race, not just in Singapore, but around the world…

distraught Chinese: And I’m sure you’re one of the notable exceptions huh?

Tt: Clever. But you can’t deny that there’s some truth in this stereotype.

dC: Well…

Tt: If you’re still in denial, take a look at some of the Chinese New Year practices…

dC: Like?

Tt: Like the reunion dinner. Why is the fish one of the important dishes?

dC: It’s supposed to represent 年年有余 - surpluses every year.

Tt: What kind of surplus?

dC: Mostly monetary I guess…

Tt: And how about the “fat choy”, that black hair-like algae? What does it represent?

dC: Prosperity…

Tt: There! Okay, enough of the reunion dinner. Tell me what are the two most common greetings?

dC: “新年快乐” (xinian kuaile) or “happy new year” and “恭喜发财” (gongxi facai).

Tt: Translate “gongxi facai”?

dC: “Congratulations and be prosperous.”

Tt: And be prosperous. Are you starting to detect a pattern?

dC: Kinda…

Tt: What are those 2 round objects you have to give when you visit someone?

dC: Mandarin oranges. I know, I know - they represent gold.

Tt: And what do kids expect to get when they visit relatives?

dC: Lots of ang pows, with lots of cash inside.

Tt: So what can you conclude about the Chinese?

dC: I know, I know…

UncategorizedFebruary 3, 2006 11:05 pm

Year of the Dog, Year of the Rat, but why no Year of the Cat???

Yeah I’m still in my anti-CNY moods, fueled by the many hostile and provocative comments in response to my last post.

I was already stockpiling ammunition for a blitzkrieg on the discriminatory Chinese Zodiac system, but the Joy of Tech cartoon saves me the trouble.

Go take a look.

PrivateFebruary 1, 2006 10:53 am

The next person who wishes me HNY or GXFC will be in mortal danger.