Note: This post may not make sense to you if you’re not familiar with Singaporean or Malaysian street language.

Some of you may already have heard of Google’s new payment system that will compete with PayPal.

They’re calling it GBuy.

“Chao GBuy!!” (when things go wrong)

“Orh, so you use GBuy to make money har?”

“You want the money isit? I’ll shove it up your GBuy!”

Someone stop me.