Canon has just announced a new Digital IXUS model - the Digital IXUS 800 IS. It’s a 6 megapixel baby with 4x optical zoom, and built-in image stabilization - meaning that you can still get clear shots of that guy who just grabbed your butt even though you’re drunk and unsteady.

But I’m really more interested in another of Canon’s announcements - the Canon EF 85 mm F1.2 L II lens (Mark II). Yeah it’s just a lens (not even a zoom lens!), and it costs more than 4 times of the new IXUS 800 IS…

You people will never understand…