A friend thinks that I need to hire a PR agent. Why? Because of certain reputations that I’ve acquired. A chat with another friend on MSN seems to confirm it:

She: u doing anything tonight?

Me: depends on the weather. why?

She: there’s a hunk competition at momo tonight

She: can go down and watch if you’re interested…

She: should be quite fun

She: i’ve got like 4 friends in the finals

Me: HARLO I NOT GAY LEH!!!

She: …

She: just watch only mah

Me: i’d rather watch trees grow

I wanted to add: i’ve had enough of hunks already. i look at one every day in the mirror.
I decided to spare her the nausea :D