“We’re going to create buzz!”

Whenever I hear that in a meeting, I cringe. A just-before-you-go-for-battle cringe.

Other variations:

“We’re gonna have word-of-mouth marketing!”

“We’re gonna do viral marketing!”

The worst one I ever heard was from this marketing consulting company. One of the consultants announced boldly, “we’re gonna viral it!”

No, she didn’t say that! “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch what you said. Could you repeat that?”

“We’re gonna viral it!” she repeated, looking straight at me like an evil Chinese teacher staring at an inattentive 8-year-old.

“Since when did viral become a verb?” I whispered sarcastically to my neighbour.

Not surprisingly, her marketing plan was hardly viral or buzzworthy or word-of-mouthy. The only viral thing about it was that it made me cough. Giving out prizes to encourage people to visit and contribute to a website? Ho ho ho. Makes me want to sneeze as well.

I’ve sat through so many such meetings that words like “buzz” have become a signal of potential cluelessness.

So when I first heard about this book, Buzzmarketing: Get People to Talk About Your Stuff by Mark Hughes, I was rather sceptical.

But the reviews I read seemed really promising (ah, reviews are like word-of-mouth), so I gave it a try.

It didn’t take long before I read about pushing the “six buttons of buzz” to start conversations:

- The taboo (sex, lies, bathroom humor)
- The unusual
- The outrageous
- The hilarious
- The remarkable
- The secrets (both kept and revealed)

I could tell if an idea would be buzzworthy or not, but I couldn’t articulate it very well. This list will be useful if I ever have to sit through another one of those meetings again.

The book also has a useful chapter on getting media attention. The most-frequently written news stories:

- The David-and-Goliath story
- The unusual or outrageous story
- The controversy story
- The celebrity story
- What’s already hot in the media

And some tips I like on advertising:

- Balance media diet
- Use clutter-free media
- Take off the shine (polish)

And something about discovering creativity:

- Be courageous - demand creativity of yourself
- Define the Problem… dump the strategy
- Understand your customers firsthand
- Swing the bat often
- Pay attention to names and words
- Create content, not ads

Great book to read, especially if you wanna understand buzz.