So there I was standing innocently near the junction waiting for the light to turn green when this cute 20 year old girl chatting into her pink motorola razr carrying a pink tote bag and dressed in a pink top and white slacks walked right past me and stopped around 8 feet in front of me waiting for the same light to turn green.

I swear I wasn’t staring or even looking there on purpose but there on her white slacks where the legs come together was this small crimson patch. Well two patches actually, after clearer inspection I mean observation.

I thought I’d be nice (because I am nice) and update her on the situation, but since she was still on the phone it probably wasn’t so nice to interrupt.

Then again, it might not have been a great idea. What if she asks me to help her wipe it? I’m not one to be afraid of blood but I figure it wouldn’t be an easy task especially since her slacks are white.

By then the lights had turned green and she being a fast walker while me being a slow one made it quite impossible for me to catch up with her, chatting on the phone wearing white slacks with the two little crimson patches where the legs meet.