MSN conversation with a friend:

Me: i should blog something soon

Friend: yes u shld

Me: sleepy lah

Me: gimme a topic to blog about

Friend: *coughs* sex

Me: hmmm

I don’t blame her. A lot of people think about sex when they think about me.

A minute later:

Me: i’m making progress

Me: i just twittered about sex

Friend: lemme go read

On my twitter, it read:

thinking about sex…

Friend: lol

Friend: bullshit

Me: relax lah - that was just foreplay

Friend: hahahaha

Friend: well, it was bad then

Me: wait till the real thing hits u

Me: you’ll be wetting your keyboard

So here I am, trying to write about sex. I’ll need inspiration. I weigh my options - go to the washroom with a pack of tissue? Or google “sex”, surf around from there, then go to the washroom with a pack of tissue?

I go to google.

Key in “sex”. And yes, of course, “I’m Feeling Lucky”.

(Note to self: clear the browser cache after this.)

When you’re using something, like a gadget or computer or even a website, it’s easy to tell when it’s designed by a nerd.

Google is the ultimate alpha nerd heaven, so what do you think their idea of lucky is when it comes to sex?

Sex refers to the male and female duality of biology and reproduction. Unlike organisms that only have the ability to reproduce asexually, sexed male and female pairs have the ability to produce offspring through meiosis and fertilization. The two sexes attract one another and communicate their readiness to procreate through differences in their biology.

Yes, I was ushered to the lucky article on sex on wikipedia.

And all I see is a stupid picture of two circles, one with a cross below it, and the other with an arrow pointing away from it.

I need to go to the washroom with a pack of tissue now.

My tears.