Connie’s a close friend of mine, so she gets to share some of my secrets.
As a close friend, we sometimes go shopping together, where she gets to influence the outcome of my wardrobe, which can leave my wallet quite vulnerable.
But that’s beside the issue. This time, I was unloading my work problems on to her through MSN.
It was about what happened in the morning when I was at a client’s place for a presentation.
Me: i was there an hour early as usual to prepare
Me: then this guy in a bright pink shirt comes in 45mins early
Me: at first he sat on the 2nd row
Me: then he moved to the first row
Me: the way he spoke, i suspected he’s gay
Me: but nevermind, if they don’t bother me, i’m ok
Me: but as he was sitting there, he was just looking and looking at meFriend: WHAT
Me: then when i walked by him, his eyes was looking at my crotch!
Friend: WTF
Me: your fault lah
Good friends are there to help you take the blame. Why else do we need good friends?
Friend: what????
Friend: my fault????
Friend: my fault
Friend: why>??>?Me: i was wearing those sexy jeans u chose!
She made me buy this pair of jeans costing over a hundred bucks. And now gays are staring at my crotch because of that.
Friend: oh man
Friend: i got taste, u gotto gimmi thatMe: hahahah
Me: ok if that wasn’t bad enough
Me: halfway during the lesson
Me: he was looking at me
Me: and licking his lips
Me: i almost freaked outFriend: oh man
Friend: i am sorryMe: when he licked is lips
Me: i blanked out for a while
Me: had to recompose myselfFriend: oh man….
Friend: is he good lookingMe: WHO CARES!?!?
Friend: okok chillllll
Me: prob in his 40s
Me: i feel violated!!Friend: ok chill dude
Me: the perils of my job
Me: why?? connie, why?!?!
Good friends also know how to make you feel better after a difficult incident at work.
Friend: coz u are hot
See what I mean?
Except that she had to add a bit more.
Friend: u just wanted me to say that right
Pffft.
hot.
but attracting the wrong people.
i’m really curious if you’ve hot bod or a cute face. or a combination of both.
if not, how come always targetted by them.
Comment by samantha — March 13, 2008 @ 2:57 am
I don’t like the feeling of being ‘molested visually”.
Comment by sue — March 13, 2008 @ 6:03 pm
being ‘molested physically’ is worse
Comment by tinkertailor — March 13, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
Don’t remind me :/ I feel sorry for you but… I think women are still at the losing end.
Comment by sue — March 13, 2008 @ 11:27 pm
To let people know that you are straight, find opportunities to say things like:
- I just broke up with my gf
- my ex-gf and I used to come here
- my ex-gf likes to eat this
- you look like my ex-gf
- you look like my ex-gf’s bro
and the like.
This way, they know that you are straight AND available.
Comment by ngiaw — March 14, 2008 @ 9:48 am
i’m straight. and i’m certainly not available. to gays.
Comment by tinkertailor — March 14, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
u certainly dont have the gay vibe from what i see of ur peektures leh.
Comment by starmist — March 14, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
Gorgorrr I think expensive jeans are magical that way! Thinking back, I never got stared at by same-sex individuals either until after I bought my first pair of expensive jeans. Yay magical jeans!
Comment by Angelique — March 17, 2008 @ 5:24 am
You seem to attract gay men a lot, and my friends say that I’m always attracted to gay-looking men.
I feel ya.
Comment by grasshopper — April 3, 2008 @ 11:14 am
but i don’t look gay
Comment by tinkertailor — April 3, 2008 @ 1:51 pm