UncategorizedAugust 28, 2008 11:35 pm

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!

These are the opening words of “to a mouse” by Robert Burns.

I still remember when our secondary 4 literature teacher read us this famous Scottish poem. He was an Englishman, of Scottish descent, so it made quite an impression when he read it in a Scottish accent.

I couldn’t understand a thing.

He later explained to us that Burns wrote it in guilt after he accidentally disturbed a mouse’s nest when ploughing the field.

I was reminded of this poem this afternoon as I was returning to the office from lunch with a colleague. As we were about to cross the treacherous road, I spotted some movement on the ground beside me. It was this little grey rodent (a mouse?) scurrying along. It soon went into a small indentation near the base of the tree, and stopped there. I decided to take a photo.

To my surprise, it didn’t run off.

Little grey rodent

So I went a little closer and took another photo. Anyone knows if it’s a mouse? It’s about 2-3 inches long.

Little grey rodent

I think I went too close, as it’s no longer sharp.

But there the wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie stayed.

Most people wouldn’t have read or heard the complete poem, but many would find these 2 lines from the poem familiar:

The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley

After work, around 6 hours later, I walked by the tree again. It was still there.

* * *

Updates:

1. Thanks to lynn and dappledgrass, this mouse I saw is actually a shrew, probably the Asian House Shrew.

2. It was already gone by the next afternoon.

UncategorizedAugust 26, 2008 1:29 pm

Couldn’t resist doing this test. A tad disappointed with myself though…

Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test…

English Genius

You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 93% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

Take The Commonly Confused Words Test

One warning though - the test seemed to go on forever (40 questions), and after you finish, they make you sign up for an account. Feel free to give a fake email address - you’ll still be able to access your results.

Hope you do worse than I did :D

UncategorizedAugust 22, 2008 6:50 pm

It was only yesterday when we met. Last night in fact. During the party. When our eyes met. And lingered. We soon drifted closer. Looking for an excuse to say “hi”. And we soon did. Followed by the usual what-do-you-dos. Which we soon got out of the way when I finally suggested “let’s dance”. And dance we did. I would have danced all night except that I wanted more and I knew you wanted more and closer and closer we moved and swayed and rocked and it was you and you only and nothing else I saw except your hungry eyes and I knew there was no one else you wanted and there was nothing else I wanted except you.

Then you had to puke on me.

***

Fiction.

UncategorizedAugust 15, 2008 11:50 pm

“Can we go somewhere more quiet? Away from everybody?”

I like going quiet places with her!

“Sure!”

“I wanna talk.”

Talk? This can’t a good thing…

“Okaay…”

“You okay with standing here?”

“Sure. As long as we’re not gonna stand here for too long…”

Let’s hope she got the hint.

“I just wanted to tell you something…”

Oh no don’t tell me you’re pregnant!

“Go ahead. Shoot.”

Breathe dude. Breathe.

“I just wanted to say that I feel like I knew you even before I met you.”

Huh?

“Okay…”

“Yeah.”

That’s it?

“Okay. That’s all you wanted to say?”

“Yeah.”

Good. We can make out now.

“Well… I think I feel the same way too…”

“Really?”

“Absolutely.”

* * *

Fiction of course.

Quite a number of people, including friends, asked me if the previous post was really fictional.

Writers often draw their inspiration from real life. I do that too, except that I make enough changes such that they don’t resemble my reality anymore.

I don’t really care if people think that the previous one is actually true, but I certainly hope they don’t feel the same about this one.

UncategorizedAugust 2, 2008 10:47 pm

Fiction.

“Do you believe in fate?” she asked, as we both stared blankly at the ceiling.

“I don’t know. I’m open to the idea, but I haven’t decided yet.”

We weren’t supposed to be there. We weren’t supposed to be lying there, naked, exhausted, staring blankly at my bedroom ceiling. We weren’t supposed to have our paths cross that Saturday afternoon just a week ago.

But because I got onto the wrong bus - 74 instead of 174 - really silly I know - and because there was only one empty seat - beside her of course - and because it looked like she was reading Gödel, Escher, Bach - a book I greatly admire, I couldn’t resist.

“Are you reading Gödel, Escher, Bach?”

“Yes, actually,” her eyes still on the page.

“This is one cool book. Do you actually understand it?”

She laughed and looked at me with a twinkle in her eye and this sweetest smile that I can never get enough of. “Well just a bit. Are you gonna help me?”

Although I ended up far from my intended destination, let’s just say that, for the first time, it didn’t bother me one bit.

“Well, I believe in fate,” she replied, turning to face me.

“So you’re saying that we were fated to meet?”

“Yes of course.”

I wasn’t so sure.

She continued, “you seem to find that hard to believe?”

“That’s because we weren’t even supposed to meet!” I blurted, “I could have easily taken the right bus instead of the wrong one. The seat beside you could easily have been empty. You could easily have been listening to your iPod instead. A billion other things could have happened and should have happened to make today nonexistent. This is too much for me.”

“Which is exactly why we’re fated to meet,” she said softly into my ear, as she slid her hand and rested it on my chest.

“What if I decided to test fate by leaving you?” Or was I really testing her?

She fell silent. I turned to look at her, but I couldn’t tell the thoughts she had. I soon noticed that her eyes seemed wet.

“You won’t. I’ll kill you first.”

Uncategorized 12:47 am

I was browsing at the humour section of Borders just now. A girl was standing towards the side, flipping through a book. She was quite pretty.

As I moved to the shelf beside her, she moved aside, even though she wasn’t blocking my view at all.

I instinctively quipped, “it’s okay - you’re not that fat.”

She burst out laughing.

The book she was reading must be really funny.