If I ever had a kid (assuming that I don’t already have any), and if the kid ever decides to throw a tantrum, I’ll make sure they get a good caning.
I wouldn’t want them to end up in Youtube when they grow older, like this HK woman who missed her flight.
I was doing some work at a client’s place this afternoon, so they parked me in a room.
It was nice of them because only the big bosses had their own office rooms like that - everyone else there had to be in a cubicle. In fact, the room I was in was adjacent to the office of one of the bosses.
It was just a matter of time when I heard a voice from the next room, given the lack of sound insulation. I could hear practically every word the person in the next room was saying.
Which was a little worrying, because just a few minutes before I heard the voice, I let out a rather loud groan when I realised some mistake I had made. Thankfully I didn’t utter anything comprehensible.
But I soon forgot about my groan when I heard the voice.
It was a female voice. She was speaking on the phone, sounding rather sweet, or even cute.
Then I thought - there’s no way she’s a sweet cutesy young thing, since she’s a boss.
Okay maybe she’s a hot old thing, like Angelina Jolie.
I eventually ventured out of my room to take a peek.
I never knew old hags could sound so sweet.
Improbability is…
walking along the street when a hot girl brushes past you as she overtakes you…
and when you overtake her, she accidentally bumps into you…
and when you both look at each other, you both realise you’ve seen each other years ago, but never talked…
and now it’s finally time to get acquainted.
