Update below.

A friend of mine was showing off her jade ring to me.

Jade rooster ring

“What the hell is that thing?” I asked, referring to the strange design on the ring.

“It’s a rooster.”

“Oh a cock,” I responded.

Then it occurred to me, “it’s a cock ring! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

Yes it’s lame, but I found it really funny then. She didn’t.

Update

Just got a complaint from a friend:

WTF
i clicked on your cock ring post
and out came a wikipedia entry with someone’s dick
and i’m in the office lol

Okay people, don’t say I didn’t warn you. The cock ring entry on wikipedia is NSFW!