I was just thinking - it must be the work stress that’s giving me all these ideas - that sperm and spam share quite a few things in common.
Both start with “sp” and end with “m”.
Both come in massive amounts.
Many of them get blocked.
And only very few meet their objective.
Jason was tackling a large chicken drumstick - the last food item on his plate.
“Leaving the best for the last, eh?” quipped Conrad.
“Yeah,” said Jason.
“Ever noticed? guys like to leave the best for the last,” Conrad continued, “girls like to eat the best first. Maybe that’s why they don’t finish their food.”
“This is ironic,” I observed.
They all looked at me, waiting for me to explain.
“How come girls like foreplay?”
It’s OK for a man to rape his wife
It’s OK for a man to rape his wife.
Really.
In Singapore it is. Perfectly legal.
So if you’re horny but your wife doesn’t wanna have sex with you (headache, period, whatever), just force her. Rape her. Our law protects you.
(But if she doesn’t wanna cook for you, too bad. Nothing you can do.)
But if you find that idea barbaric, go sign the petition at NO TO RAPE.
