Jason was tackling a large chicken drumstick - the last food item on his plate.

“Leaving the best for the last, eh?” quipped Conrad.

“Yeah,” said Jason.

“Ever noticed? guys like to leave the best for the last,” Conrad continued, “girls like to eat the best first. Maybe that’s why they don’t finish their food.”

“This is ironic,” I observed.

They all looked at me, waiting for me to explain.

“How come girls like foreplay?”