We were having some male-bonding during lunch at a nearby coffee shop.

“Hey check out the menu,” I pointed to the stall just beside us, “they have vegetarian fish fillet, vegetarian fish head, and even vegetarian lamb stew!”

“Anyway vegetarians won’t know the difference,” quipped Conrad, “since they’ve never tried the real thing before.”

“That’s if they were born vegetarian,” said Jason, “most vegetarians were… converted.”

“Anyway I don’t see the point of being vegetarian if you still crave all that meat,” I said.

“Yeah, it’s like driving a Toyota with a Ferrari logo,” said Conrad, who was into cars, “it’s still a Toyota.”

“Yeah,” I agreed, “it’s like giving a blowjob, without swallowing.”

I think they gave me the WTF! look.